The Men In Black: QPR
Mr. Fred Graham from Pikeyville, sorry Essex, gets the gig for the game at Loftus Road today between QPR and the Reds'.
Mr. Graham normally takes charge of games in Leagues 1 and 2, but today makes the step up to the Championship. His card waving stats suggest he's not the fussiest of refs, which will surely help us today. So far this season he's refereed 6 games and dished out 15 yellow cards and 0 red. In 31 games last season, Mr. Graham booked 42 players and only got his red one out twice. He's clearly not one for the paper work.
The omens are good for us today, because the last time he took charge of a game involving us, it was the glorious game at home to Yeovil on the final day of last season. We all know what happened then.
Mr. Graham will be ably assisted on the lines by Mr. S. J. Long and Mr. M. T. McCoy. The 4th official is Mr. M. McLaughlin.